Dilemmas of a fangirl Friend: You sure he's your boyfriend?

Me:

Me: Yes.

Friend: You always tweet him.

Friend: Why doesn't he tweet back?

Me: He's just busy.

Friend: But he always updates!

Friend: See, he tweeted again.

Me:

Me:

Me: Then I guess I should tell you this secret.

Friend:

Friend: What secret?

Me:

Me: We're in a secret relationship.

Friend:

Friend: What

Me: If his parents and bandmates find out, we're dead.

Friend: O...kay...

Me:

Me: I have another secret.

Friend:

Friend: What?

Me:

Me: If he finds out we're in a relationship, we'll break up.